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I’ll get over it I just gotta be dramatic first
does anyone else ever have a meltdown in one chat window and a totally normal conversation in another
It’s nice that modern technology allows compartmentalization to become so very literal.
advanced level is when youre having a normal conversation in one app and a breakdown in another and both convos are with the same person
listen……. ‘my love’ is literally the strongest and greatest pet name in existence. there is literally nothin better than somone callin you that….. especially when things are soft and quiet and they look at you with utter adoration and whisper “what’s the matter, my love??” or “i hope everything is okay with you, my love” like oh my god?? let me marry you already
Date a girl who will always be there for you.
that feeling when you’re putting your makeup on and see yourself transform from 1 to a solid 1.5
late night facetimes and skype calls with you are my favourite things.